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Post by Jym on Oct 31, 2005 15:34:04 GMT 10
A)they do fing, while your asleep, and they have little parties
Q) Is it still sexual harrassment if your fingers are touching you in naughty places while you sleep?
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Post by Seth on Oct 31, 2005 20:02:14 GMT 10
A) No, because you like it, that's why guys wake up all exited
Q) Can your hand sue you for forcing it to commit sexual acts against its will? (If so, be careful Pig)
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Post by Jym on Nov 1, 2005 18:38:37 GMT 10
A) They can yes, but its a silent trial, because they cant talk, and its in a world where hands are the supreme being, and they all worship the arm god
Q) Would each finger have its own right to sue, or just one for the hand?
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Post by Seth on Nov 2, 2005 17:49:50 GMT 10
A) Hmm... I think it would have to be a class-action, wouldn't it?
Q) Wouldn't it?
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Post by Azaroth on Mar 7, 2006 17:15:19 GMT 10
A) What The Jeepers
Q) Why did i post on a old boared
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pain
Rookie - Level 3
Some try to remember their past, i'd rather forget
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Post by pain on Mar 8, 2006 22:35:10 GMT 10
A: I dont know why you posted here, it is an old board, but lets revive it  ill start.... Q:how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
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Post by Azaroth on Mar 9, 2006 15:14:13 GMT 10
A) A wooodchuck can chuck 6 peices of wood
Q) How many people care how much wood a woodchuck could chuck
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Gorge
Warrior - Level 1
Ever Watching
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Post by Gorge on Mar 9, 2006 15:48:01 GMT 10
A) Not I
Q) How many people acctually read these boards?
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Post by Azaroth on Mar 10, 2006 20:49:02 GMT 10
A) not many that's why it needs to be revived
Q) How many people care where jym sticks his hands
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Post by Sekuri on Mar 10, 2006 21:49:19 GMT 10
A: Not me, as long as its not in my pants.
Q: if a drug dealer leaves his house at 7:30 a spent 3 hours travlleing to the buyers house, but stopped to have sex with a hooker for 6 hours, when will he arrive at the buyers house?
ps:srry for the bad language
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Post by Blyclaaf on Mar 10, 2006 21:53:46 GMT 10
A:Just on time for the cops to raid the place
Q: Isn't 6 hours a bloody long time to have sex with a hooker?
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Post by Azaroth on Mar 10, 2006 23:54:36 GMT 10
A) no, it is proberly the only time he gets some
Q) how did we get from jyms bad habits to hookers and time it took to stuff the hooker with cream
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pain
Rookie - Level 3
Some try to remember their past, i'd rather forget
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Post by pain on Mar 11, 2006 22:18:25 GMT 10
A: no-one knows, it jest happens
Q: Why is Winry from full metal alchemist so hot?
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Post by Azaroth on Mar 11, 2006 23:15:56 GMT 10
A) she's hot because nearly all anime-woman are drawn perfect
Q) If two train's leave a differant station at the same time on the same rail line. who will reach the end first
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Post by Blyclaaf on Mar 12, 2006 18:00:11 GMT 10
A: Neither of them, cause they will crash into each other...or...a cowboy
Q: Why is Caboose my hero?
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ill start....
